May 2013
dontcrosscross:
Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
lavicomtesse:
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
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“The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...”
– Tom Waits (via chriswaltzs)
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via loveyourchaos)
“For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives...”
– Carrie Rickey
(via fireworkselectricbright)
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay...
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
claydols:
my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
“That’s what the world is, after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories.”
– Haruki Murakami, IQ84 (via unsunglory)
twelvefootmountaintroll:
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
