dontcrosscross: Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...– Tom Waits (via chriswaltzs)
thrillionaire: just spooning my girlfriend out of her container it’s ice cream
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.– Mary Rakow (via loveyourchaos)
For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives...– Carrie Rickey (via fireworkselectricbright) “You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay...
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
claydols: my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
That’s what the world is, after all: an endless battle of contrasting memories.– Haruki Murakami, IQ84 (via unsunglory)
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”